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FROM: BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
TO: ALL employees
SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
In order to assure the highest level of quality work and productivity from
employees... it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
through
our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you
feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see
your
manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and
our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all of the
S.H.I.T.
you can handle. Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in
the DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who
fail
to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE
TRACKING SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.). Since our
managers took
S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore,
and they are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are also full of S.H.I.T.,
you may be interest in a job training others. We can add your name to our
BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of
B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.
will get the S.H.I.T. jobs and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF
INTENSITY PROGRAMMING ( D.I.P.S.H.I.T.). If you have further questions,
please direct
them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).
Thank you all,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)